who is your daddy, what does he doooooo

friday was my day off and i was looking forward to it...until it rained, got a flat bike tire and my car wouldnt start....how did i solve the problem? me and butler went halfsies on a xbox 360, halo 3 and skate....played that bitch from 5 p.m. to 3 a.m. last night. so fun. took a half hour party break and proceeded to pwn one another..me alex sawyer drew and butler in nonstop nerdy carnage





oh yeah usual saturday cary town crowd...shop til you drop brahhh

wensday

pole green this morning, work, whatevs....erich checks in from california as well

sawyer=back blunt

drew

butler thirsty

erichs girlfriend sent me this, epic

saturday night for real

previewed the dominion video, ate a mcdonalds quarter pounder, went bowling...fun night for sure, thanks to kim and maury for the bowling. i ended up with free chicken fingers and lost a shirtless strike bet to erich with gilbert...i owe erich 10 bucks still. video was sick.

saturday nights

phone piss

about to go skate today...had to piss, plop-a-doodle-doo i dropped my phone in my toilet while i was pissing...yeah dude sick...its drying right now...hopefully when i get home tonight the ol' env will be juiced up...in the meantime i am using an old hand me down from sawyer...luckily i called verizon for them to switch it because the chick on the phone informed me i was about 1200 texts over my allowance...thanks to patrick, drew and sending photos to my email...cool

ramp sesh tonight, nice fall weather coming in, got to pump around a little bit, slow day...work and ramp, late night walmart and taco bell mission with sam and sawyer...got next 2 days off...heres a little clip of erich filmed by yours truely....fs nosegrind on maurys mini....

pointless b-log

had a little street sesh out front of 109..some handstands, carving, beers and bro...felt like a summer night...i did my first no comply since my injury with the encouragement of sawyer and ollied up a curb..2 new tricks in one night...jeah boy...i made erich pose this mall grab with my cruiser for the record... ramp jam at maurys tonight, static 3 friday, dominion premiers sunday with a post premier cookout and jam

everyday is like sunday

natalies birthday last night, pretty epic, southern american themed. rolled dice, broke in my new beer bong, etc...did my bi-annual dancing..i came to the party with $0 , won $15 from dice, left with $0, you figure it out....damn, why did i have to go showing off like that... morrissey and tacos, sick..speaking of morrissey, i watched my favorite album "vauxhall and i" roll out of my sun visor onto broad st. for a scratchy death...rip. sucked. today was ill. did laundry, rode drews moped for a few hours around town..some chain mess up-age but me and 'trick fixed that bitch. curb tonight. jeah

sawyer...soy


matt kauchak is matt kauchak in matt kauchak: greasemonkey chronicles...summer 2009


look at drew..look at erich...look at kristina...just look at 'em...funny shit

real quick

keenan milton, dude...rip...love this mouse part, well any footage he had really...the switch flip over the able at the end sums up everything i love about skateboarding. proper as shit! love the white tee/white shoe combo...the chill turn around as he rolls away...mouse is the illest video ever too...

tgif.....bro!

friday...ate 3 lunches yesterday...cafe ole, subway, and 2 eggrolls from eatery..

blah blah....first fridays, buger king...tried sake for my first time..its like a slightlier manly version of white wine, knocked my socks off..sake it to me (austin powers)..ended up at parkwood, played in sprinklers, got the new half cabs all wet but i think they are ok...tonight is a fiesta...so psyched....oh yeah got my right arm done in ink....whatevs..

these are a few of my favorite things

dude watched knocked up tonight, wicked funny,.....got some new half cabs, best shoe ever, almost got some lakai mj's 3's but gotta keep it reals...halfcabz4lyfe...(lol erich....errrr, i really dont mean to type lol, i think its stupid)...trey works at dominion and rips... love my dynasty car, shits got me places...even got some make out sessions in thiswhip!
...dynasty rules it..coors light shotgun sesh at butlers new girl's house/dorm...i think thats all..oh yeah..eatery rules it..chips and half tea/half lemonade...no biggie. lo-mein.steak and cheese sub. egg roll..pizza..burger you name it..eatery owns richmond! lame update...peace!

removed video

i had to remove the video of me getting spanked because some 54 year old dude in new york subsribed to my videos...and like all the videos he subsribes to are other dudes like mooning and stuff like that, creepy stuff

damn i miss these days

dude i read that last post and laughed because october is such a funny sounding word. remember in tommy boy.......rowwww---addsss...when they were talking about roads. ach-tow-burrr...october, its a good word.

october?

holy shit! its october?!

weekend

alright weekend...we went out for laurens 22nd birthday, ipanema status, got a wicked amount of free drinks...patrick bro'd down with a red headed slut for me, my new favorite mix drink/shot. laurens friend kristina also paid for our tab.that beer with the chicken/turkey/rooster thing on the side is called la famosa...grossest shit ever. also patrick bought home a 6'r of coors light that some tailgaters left in charlottesville. wicked free booze. worked sunday and went to the fair. never been before. didnt ride rides but saw some crazy shit, walked alot, and ate some good ass food. basically i was on a hunt for a turkey leg and i scored it, and one point me and mike took our legs in a tent and were just dumping texas pete and bbq sauce on them and eating them like downright savages. no regrets bro. later.

dude, jamies birthday, went to a baller restuarant called julips? dropped some loots on the ol' credit card there, tipped a million as you can see, what do you expect from milty. nice place. had like halibut with chive scrambled eggs?and maybe some mashed potatoes in there with this white sauce. when you pay that money for a meal, less is more dog, cause it was no lees chicken platter but that shit filled me up. anyways this tree always makes me think its christmas time which it will be sooner than later, cant wait to get busy at work with angry parents who gotta keep santa looking great...played some apples to apples or "manzanas a manzanas" which is spanish with like jocelyn, sam, mau and brian which was fun for a change, havent board gamed in a while..oh yeah went to taco bell but resisted, so did patrick, overcame power of 4th meal....jeah! the force is strong within...we will probably get it tonight though...

trife to the 3rd power...

i dont even know why i like days off work anymore...its 90 degrees out and i have been laying in my room a.k.a a sauna in my underwear listening to morrissey all day, whack. but i only was able to sleep in until 10 which sucks, snuck into shafer, went to bank, barnes and noble, cary town...awesomely not awesome...hooked up this jewel of a board today..got it at the dlx store in sf, perfect shape, i actually pushed around my street today, feeling better legwise..still cant give it all i got but fuck it. tonights jamies birthday and "thirsty thursdays", college right! owwww...sike, kind of. thanks.

I came across this Jahmal Williams part from the DNA video and got super stoked on it. I also remembered he has a new board company Hopps. Check out the link, saw some of the boards last time i was in nyc, good graphics and shapes. Anwyays peep the video..great style from an east coast legend...check the site too http://www.hoppsskateboards.com/

excuse me, flow?

dominion premier october 14th at the byrd at 2 p.m.
today is my friday, i got the next 3 days off, butler got a wicked good new high pacman score and i got a new beer bong, just what i wanted courtesy of dvs shoes.....wasted brah

whats good?

somebody asked me that the other day...and you know i dont know how to answer...sorry to rant so randomly but i felt it needed sharing..and this is a blog and i am so important you all need to read about me right? no......lets try both scenarios:

guy: "whats good?"
me: "not much?"

result, nothings good...which is bullshit
try this one now

guy: "whats good?"
me: "hmmm..whats good....taco bell, skateboarding, jessica alba...fuck i could go on forever i guess..."

still not quite sure how to answer the question....lets stick with "whats up" or "hows it going" from now on...."whats good" sends me into panic, i start to sweat and stutter like a weirdo..."wha--what-whats ga-ga good?...uhh" yeah not thanks

whats been keeping my attention lately? oh funny you should ask..

any cardiel footage dude is a beast



cannibal corpse? not really but that shits tight to get amped on, dude i wouldnt last a minute with this posse....


entire conversations with just movie quotes....i cant wait to skate again...wedding crashers is a good one, patrick holds it down too with it...pah-TAY-toe?


and will ferrell anything, lets keep it going with wedding crashers..saw blades of glory but i was wicked cocked so dont remember much, i remember laughing so it was funny? "blue you're my BOY!" (old school quote)


i better get out now...

Dr. Kauchak has no patients (patience) today....sorry for the shit pun

dude so i broke my leg like 9 weeks ago, i think its getting better but i keep getting the ol' run around from the doctors. i live in richmond, had to go to maryland for some bass ackwards reason...blah blah. i go in for a follow up and there was no orthopedist to see me so that was a wasted trip to woodbridge, so i got xrays taken and got a disc for myself for somereason? and havent got in touch with my "real" doctor since the recent xrays, i swear his little posse up at maryland hate me, i end up trying to talk to him once a day and get the run around that i hang up my phone and try again the next day when i am not oober agitated. so yeah this is me playing doctor on my computer in my room, official stuff dude.

batteries died on camera, no new photos....

dude i think i just learned how to email pics from my phone to my email account for cool mobile upload things....hold on




holy shit, techonology is ill....so this is from when i lived on a couch for like a month at my old meadow house...pac man, blackouts, video games, not having a key, fun shit...i might be there again soon. so this pic is from a 4th meal sesh (thats taco bell for you n00b ass crackers). me and patrick are cutting down our 4th meal intake to once a week. i got naughty and would often go after work then around 2 am for another fix. taco bell junkie a no-no...well see you all later

Premiers and shit

octobers got a shit load of premiers coming up, should hype me up to skate when i can....

october 12th static 3 in dc

mid octoberish dominion 7 "main course" at the byrd in richmond

october 22nd? nike "nothing but the truth" premier at the byrd in richmond..free lee's chicken and pbr...jeah

yeah...

blogging is so 2007 so i have to join. i have a fractured fibula from skateboarding so i need to express myself in cyberspace. weak.